
Folks who have followed my canning exploits—by which I mean, patient friends who have stoically endured my endless chatter about canning—often ask the same two questions. Or three, if you count their first asking "Have you lost your mind?" I'm not sure I'm most qualified to answer that one, but I can speak to the other two questions that often arise next: What am I going to do with everything I've put up? And how long does it take?
I'll answer #2 first.
It depends, of course, on what you're putting up, but the short answer is, "less time than you might expect." Canning something isn't a weekend project, it's more like a couple of hours, if that. Yesterday I put up a batch of COCKTAIL ONIONS FOR GREENVALLEY GIBSONS just to kill 30 minutes waiting for Alexander to call back after taking P (for Puppy) to the dog park. Admittedly, the tedious work of peeling the tiny onions had been done a few days earlier when I put them in the brine. But still, that couldn't have taken more than half an hour. Then another half hour yesterday to pack the brined onions into jars, cover them with hot vinegar, seal and process. That's like two Tivo-ed episodes of 30 Rock.
And if you drink Gibsons (a martini with an onion in place of the olive) then you will be amazed by how vastly superior these are to store-bought. A GREENVALLEY GIBSON is a whole different beast than anything you've tasted before, I promise.
Which brings us back to the question of what I plan to do with all these canned goods. Once you get into the habit of having your own jam and pickles in the fridge, it isn't hard to put a serious dent in your stash. Then you can give stuff away—for holidays, birthdays, thank yous and whatever else. Apart from the obvious, though, let me also underscore here a few other pragmatic and ideological reasons to lay by a store of home-canned goods, including: the thrift of preserving home-grown produce, the pleasure of enjoying one’s own handiwork, the virtues of self-sufficiency and the ecological benefit of sourcing and processing foodstuffs locally.
So, in response to that first question about my sanity, canning doesn't sound entirely crazy now, does it?
COCKTAIL ONIONS FOR GIBSONS
Ingredients for vinegar syrup are given per pint of cold-packed onions (about 4-5 bunches)
1 pint tiny onions, 1/2" to 3/4" in diameter
2 cups Champagne vinegar
3 tablespoons sugar
1 3" dried chile de árbol
4 allspice
4 clove
6-8 peppercorns
8-10 coriander seeds
2 bay leaves
half a 3" cinnamon stick
a few grains of cardamon (individual seeds, not entire pods)
1 trim the roots and leaves of each onion and peel away the outermost layer to reveal the pristine and glassy interior.
2 place onions in a nonreactive bowl and cover with a brine of 1/4 cup coarse sea salt to 4 cups water. (Iodized salt will discolor the onions; flakey, airy kosher salt won't give you the correct measure.) The best way to keep the onions submerged is to partially fill a ziploc bag with some of excess brine (not plain water) and lay it over the floating onions to press them down. (That invaluable tip comes from Linda the Great, Linda Ziedrich.) Leave onions to brine overnight in the fridge. (I got busy this week and left this batch for several days to no apparent ill effect.)
3 Combine vinegar, sugar and aromatics in a pot, bring to a boil and simmer for 15 minutes.
4 Meanwhile, drain brine off the onions and pack them snugly into jars.
5 After 15 minutes, ladle hot vinegar syrup over onions and seal, leaving a good 1/2" head space. Process in a boiling water bath for 10 minutes for shelf storage, or just put them in the fridge. They'll stay crisper if you don't process them, but either way, allow at least 2 weeks before using.
YIELD
10 bunches onions yielded over 1.5 pints
3 x 8 oz
1 x 4 oz
GREENVALLEY GIBSON -- for 2
4 oz dry British gin such as Tanqueray or my favorite Boodles. (I also love Hendricks and Junipero, but these more floral gins aren't right for a Gibson.)
scant 1 oz dry white vermouth (The cult of the dry dry dry martini is absurd. If that's what you want, then ask for straight gin, which is a fine and bracing drink. A Gibson, however, is a cocktail, the success of which depends on the interplay of gin and vermouth.)
cocktail onions
Technique and timing are everything here. Before you begin mixing, lay out equipment and ingredients: a jigger, a shaker, a stirrer, ice cubes, onions and opened bottles.
1 Chill the glasses by floating an ice cube in each.
2 Fill the shaker with ice and pour in gin and vermouth. Stir steadily and in one direction only for 30 seconds.
3 Working quickly now, drain glasses and vigorously shake out water clinging to the inside of the glass. Strain the chilled alcohol into glasses. Add one cocktail onion per glass and an additional 5 drops of pickling vinegar from the jar.
4 Drink immediately while still viscous with cold.